callingatnight:

MAYBE IF SOME OF YOU ACTUALLY TOOK THE TIME TO READ JOHN GREEN’S BOOKS INSTEAD OF GOING BY THE OVERUSED QUOTES ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE YOU’D KNOW THAT LITERALLY NONE OF THEM ARE ABOUT ROMANTICIZING DEPRESSION OR BOYS SAVING GIRLS OR WHATEVER ELSE NONSENSE YOU CAN COME UP WITH JUST SHUT UP ALREADY

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doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

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poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

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carlyoulilshit:

oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

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this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

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Today, women make up half our workforce. But they still make 77 cents for every dollar a man earns. That is wrong. And in 2014, it’s an embarrassment. Women deserve equal pay for equal work.

She deserves to have a baby without sacrificing her job. A mother deserves a day off to care for a sick child or a sick parent without running into hardship. And you know what? A father does too. It is time to do away with workplace policies that belong in a Mad Men episode.

PRESIDENT OBAMA, during the State of the Union.

Yep.

(via inothernews)

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baggier:

THIS IS WORSE THAN THE MUG GIRL

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veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

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lilaira:

linaliel:

newhappything:

Keep your eyes on the cross



whatthfuck.

lilaira:

linaliel:

newhappything:

Keep your eyes on the cross

whatthfuck.

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that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

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Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:

Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.

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loverrtits:

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂

loverrtits:

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂

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ivebeencompromisedbybarnesfeels:

thegingermullet:

Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite right.

you’re correct in that it’s not quite right. they used a giant tanning bed.

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